So Jeff Fernandez won his primary on Tuesday. Not a huge surprise since he didn’t have anybody running against him. But he decided to have an election party anyway.
Here’s the weird thing. Apparently Jeff is a big fan of the Twilight series of books and movies. So he decided to have a Twilight themed election party for whatever reason. The whole thing was a little awkward.
Like he put on makeup and the whole thing. And there was some kind of “vampire blood” punch that I think had wine coolers in it or something. I dunno, I left before they broke out the glitter.


